The Yanks are Wanks
Sweet Home Alabama

United States Of Stupidity

Girls of Jargon

Jargon Stores

Comments

Links of Wonder

Shits and Giggles

Mug Shots

Top 10

Rockin' in the Free World

America. Land of the Free. But also Land of the Incredibily Stupid!
Is it just me or is America completely and utterly thick? 50 States of sheer idiots and a President with an IQ similar to a Tibetian Goat. A country of Hypocricy and of "Freedom". Did you know for instance that in Kansas it is illegal to catch a fish with your bare hands? Give me strenght!!! And only 55% of Citizeans of this fine land know that the sun is a star... mind a high percentage of Americans are from the south (yokel capital of the world y'all) so we can forgive them for this lack of knowlegde


This is one of my favorite images
This is my good friend ronda. I took this picture on his birthday. I think she likes to be in pictures.
  A brief Run down
In order to find out y americans are so stupid we must study their country leaders of past and present... here is a brief run down of the prime candidates for Nobel Prize for Complete Arse's

George Dubya Bush - Retard is too good a word. This man has a lower iq than ur average sparrow. Freely admits that his favourite book of all time is... the very hungry catapillar. Also before being elected he didnt know the names of most of the major countries in the worlds leaders. Scary!!!

George Washington - The founding father of the great land that is the US of A. Check the wig for a start, come on! And to add injury to insult the guy had wooden teeth... man oh man

William Henry Harrison - The 9th president of America, and the first one to die in office. He gave the longest ever inauguration speech which in turn led to him catchin a cold. Harmless enuf, but no the cold turned into pneumonia and he died after being president for a MONTH. God give me strength!!!

Richard Nixon - The only president to resign, over the infamous 'watergate' scandal, only in america folks only in america

John F Kennedy - The youngest president and the only catholic one, Aleggedly had affairs with many women including Marylin Monroe, Saucy!

Andrew Johnson - He was the first president to be impeached although he probably didnt know what that meant as he didnt start to learn to read until he was 17. He is also the only president to never have any offical form of school education. they let anyone in charge of this country so it seems!

Bill Clinton - "I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman!" yeah we believe u slick willy. 2nd president to be impeached but on the whole u gotta love him, cigars and sax, classic!

Jimmy Carter - Jimmy Carter y'all! good ol jimmy, he was a farmer but became the president. u gotta love it

George Bush - Like his dimwitted son, sent american troops into Iraq. Didnt do much good then, and time will tell for his son!

Here you'll create or edit a custom page for your Web site.
Use this template for any additional information you need such as products, pictures, fan clubs, links or just more information It's important to regularly change the content on your site and make updates to the information that you display. Doing this will help you to get more return visitors.

Add your link here

Here you'll create or edit a custom page for your Web site.
Use this template for any additional information you need such as products, pictures, fan clubs, links or just more information It's important to change the content on your site and make updates to the information that you display. Doing this will help you to get more return visitors.

Add your link here


This is one of my favorite images
This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.


This is one of my favorite images
This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.