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Why did the chicken cross the road?????
The age old question... We at jargon asked some well known figures.
George Bush's -
Well I really don't care why the chicken crossed the road. I only want to know if this particular chicken is on mu side of the road or not. The chicken is either with me or it is against me. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Gates -
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook
Martin Luther King -
I have a dream, that one day we will live in a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Old Folk -
You young 'uns nowadays with all your questions. In my day, if someone told us a chicken was crossing the road, that was good enough for us.
John Lennon -
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Saddam Hussein -
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Osama Bin Laden -
Its uncontrolled road crossing is a sin against Islam, it shall perish and all its chicken brothers will feel the wrath of Islam.
Captin Kirk -
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Bill Clinton -
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
The Bible -
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Joseph Stalin -
I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.
O.J. Simpson -
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Colonel Harlan Sanders -
I missed one?
Martin O'Neill -
Well firstly i would like to say that it was a fine performance by the chicken and I would say without a doubt it crossed very well
Malcom X -
The road that it crossed was the black man. The chicked is trampling upon the black man and keeping the black man down!
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I see said the blind man, but he didnt see at all
Questions of Mystery?????????
-"Can blind people be dyslexic when they read braille?"
-"If you decide that you are indecisive, what are you?"
-"If an anarchist group obtain polictical power, would they fight themselves?"
-"If its zero degreees today and tomorows forecast is to be twice as cold, what will the temperature tomoro be?"
-"if barbie is sooo popular why do you have to buy her friends?"
-"how fast do hotcakes sell?"
-"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"
-"Why would superman want to jump the highest buildings if he can fly?"
-"Why are boxing rings called rings when they are square?"
-"Can blind people see their dreams?"
-"If you try to fail and succeed in failing, are you a failure or a success?"
-"Why do they sterilise the needle before the lethal injection?"
-"If masochist like to torture themselves, wouldnt they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so then aren't we all masochists?"
-"Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?"
-"Do siamese twins pay for 1 tickets or 2?"
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