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Welcome one and all
Its back baby! YEAH! well folks jargon was gone but now has returned in miraclulous form. We shall not dwell on the circumstances surround jargon's untimely departure as we all know why... But like a bear in hibernation jargon was not dead, only sleepin! and now the bear has awoke! Fun, games, laughs and other wierd funky stuff are all available here so buckle up and enjoy the ride...

Exits are located HERE, HERE and HERE
Danger! High Voltage! Warning! Lack of Sanity
"Now wonder this clown died... his lungs are filled with CANDY!"
Beware and be scared... sanity has left the building.
On this site we shall introduce our fine selves and we shall tell u the ways of the world we live in. Also we will direct u and help u reach "Jargon" the level of innerpeace that will change ur live forever.
For those who still remember the old days we shall try our darnedest to recreated but we make no promises.
Cocaine!
The Drink of the Gods but beware... the evil of coke threatens our national drink! Support the bru!

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Am A Angel Baaby!
Rite man i woz pure sittin drinkin last nite rite and oh wit i pure stunner of a burd swaggers by... so i picked up my solid gold chain man pure shiney an al. then oh wit i couldnae move coz it wiz pure heavy like man an the pure shag o a burd walked off man.

Typical inbred ned language...
Tut tut tut...
Shower of wee sh*ts. time to kill and destroy
Grab a big stick and beat the utter sh*te out of them.
Check out the 2nd instalment of Jargon, altho now its the 1st as this is the 3rd bcoz the 1st is gone but the 1st is now the 2nd, altho the 3rd is replacing the 1st, but not the 2nd 1st the 1st 1st. if u catch my drift

Fa la la la la la fanny baws
Fish...
the rubix cube of nature...
are they animals? the overwhelming answer i hear is yes... but WAIT! no? no u tell me! pure utter shitty shit!
so if vegetarians dont agree with killing "helpless" and "innocent" cows, sheep and pigs... y do they eat fish? is a fish not a living creature? if u ask me vegetarians are hypocrites.
any way im sure if cows where top of the food chain they wouldnt have second thoughts about eating us... its in our nature. ach well wot do i no eh?
Hash

One of the Greats

Hey! Yeah im talkin to you boy! let us no wots goin down in ur neighboorhood. Tell us the shit happenin in da ghetto and who's been shot in auchenblack.
Email and air ur views.
We will publish the best emails when we can be bothered


ur on the mic, wots ur beef
 


i want to be... under the sea... in an octopus's garden... in the shade!